do ur boobs ever just like not match your outfit like does that make sense to anyone else
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this post came into my house, took me by the ankles and swung me into every available surface
#2
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From Parsifal, illustrated by Willy Pogany (1882-1955), 1912 edition. Via.
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rudderless-in-an-ocean-of-stars:
the ‘big three’ of coping mechanisms are jerking off, fucking up your hair, and playing your favorite music real loud
and the hidden fourth coping mechanism: spending obscene amounts of money and drowning yourself in material items
op and this reblogger didn’t have to call me out this hard oof
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Why? With Hannibal Buress s01e01
Gee I wonder if this guy is over the age of 40, right wing, with porn all over his blog
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listen, when i go to open my mouth & what comes out is 12 degrees of seperation from what the original topic was, u need to connect the dots bitch. think fast. i’m not gonna hold ur hand but we’re leaving now and visiting every topic along the line. wave it goodbye, don’t get hung up on it
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